Hey Agent Weebley, I hope you are ready to rock soon . . .
Search/source: rock me amadeus falco
Ah yes, as the rest of the world lived on undisturbed, hackers injected a poison into software giant, RSA Security. Not a lethal dose, just a kind of sodium pentatonic, so they can jazz ‘em up or give ‘em the blues. A musical truth serum, seems to be an apt way to say high fives. The hackers can now pluck a tune of their choice using a highly strung quintet.
Ah, yes, the internet “jive talking” went on while you were having a good night ballroom dancing with Lucy and your new friends. Getting better at the fancy footwork now, aren’t you?
I decided you needed a rest . . . all that medieval bagpipe music was getting you all fired up over nothing. Well, almost nothing. So I sent Epstein home, and let you wallow in your feelings for a while, bobbing around on the good ship, ChequeMate!
You made the right choice actually . . . going home. It’s not like you had to get microwaved at the airport, wait for 10 hours to connect through Heathrow, or get DVT while cramped up in coach.
You get it now . . . think . . . pouff . . . gone!
Oh, I like your WheresWaldo software . . . I didn’t know it existed. Where in the world is Agent Weebley?
You did, however, miss my last surfer dude post. I posted it on the “A” Register. http://www.theregister.co.uk/ I wonder what “A” stands for? Anyway, it took them 3 minutes to reject it and a day for me to find out where they stuck it. Here it is . . it seems mellow enough to me . . .
[Not quite posted by] Agent Heggle
[Title] Push and spin
Submitted at Friday 18th March 2011 21:26 GMT
Rejected by moderator at Friday 18th March 2011 21:29 GMT why? [the why was their idea, not mine]
The folks at EMC are likely PHPing their collective nappies over their baby, RSA appearing breeched. “Extremely sophisticated,” eh? Counter that with extreme sophistry on the dynamic web pages they spun today, and whaddayaknow . . . the parent stock (EMC) is currently up 1.21%. How odd . . must be a token of a ring of banks’ appreciation for EMC’s tireless labour.
Maybe RSA Security will be adopted out . . . head first?
Ah, babies having babies . . . dress-up time!
Geez, they didn’t have to have a caesarean section 8 over it . . . I was just chatting around!
In after hours trading EMC careened down 1.25%, the last time I checked.
To EMC and the banks: “are you listening to me?”
Search: praga khan injected with a poison
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQorUTqkSpY&feature=related
I went to http://www.rsa.com and saw a conference they hosted on Februray 16, 2011 in San Franscisco. Here’s an excerpt from their currently soiled briefs:
“RSA Conference 2011 – San Francisco, CA – Today RSA, the Security Division of EMC (NYSE:EMC) released a Security Brief that outlines a fundamental yet strategic change in how organizations can better prioritize activities and identify threats in the wake of escalating advanced persistent threats (APTs). In the brief, “Mobilizing Intelligent Security Operations for Advanced Persistent Threats,” security experts from RSA, EMC and VMware present a new vision and forward-looking model specifically designed to help organizations effectively face these new and sophisticated attacks.”
http://www.rsa.com/go/press/RSATheSecurityDivisionofEMCNewsRelease_21611.html
You should read it, Agent Weebley . . . before it gets yanked. It’s a brief ROFL.
And something from this euphemistic Brent Hartman, Brent Hartman dude. Get a load of this VapourWare:
“To manage security at the speed and scale of the cloud and to deal with unpredictable adaptive threats such as APTs, organizations need to build upon the capabilities of today’s SOCs evolving their security operations to effectively manage these new threats,” said Bret Hartman, chief technology officer, RSA, The Security Division of EMC.
I don’t know much about the soap opera around big software security, but apparently, these hackers will constantly “help” RSA . . .
. . . any time of the year they’ll be there, spending cash, talking trash . . . with them. These hackers will get respect. Outta sight!
I did surf on the subject of software security today. Security is designed to keep people out, and once they get past the firewall, they’re in . . . the ”in crowd.” They can float around, impersonate people, send fake messages, add zeroes to, or subtract zeroes from transactions, do anything they want!
Plastic money will become elastic money.
Security is not designed to handle threats once they are on the inside.
That is why RSA advised their customers to make sure emails are valid before they open them. I’ll bet they will all look valid enough to open.
Yikes . . . punked!
Search: dobie gray the in crowd
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WWsOUk9O5g
Now, are you well rested and ready to go back to HanseLand and get the Falco out of Lubeck with me, Agent Veebley?
Hi Agent_Heggle, How’s it hanging? Alles goed, hoop ik.
The following was also not published whenever it was definitely Wired and posted to the right spot in reply to your sophisticated view. And also not Registered in the APT RSA conversation either, but that surely tell us everything we need to know about the present RSA troubles and the glaring security/non-existent security vulnerabilities which are available for …….. well, let us just say fixing and controlling rather than exploiting and exporting, lest two and two are put together correctly and arrive at 42 too, which is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.
[blockquote]Agent_Heggle, Hi,
Methinks the world is being told just as little as is possible, for the bigger picture is not one which authorities have either engaged with, or bought into yet, and that is an expensive tarry which confirms the bigger picture.
Oh dear, is something inviting them to exercise their intelligence, or simply offering them an alternative better beta view on what can be provided to them with enhanced and much more exciting and satisfying user experiences guaranteed to enthrall and enchant/educate and entertain, an APT?
A vulnerability against which there is never an effective defense, and always a series of wide open portals for export and exploitation of the compromising vector.
Methinks that which is discovered is a Quantum Communications Hack ….. and a Swiss Army knife type of a constantly evolving and mutating probe of virtually ineffective defenses …… and presently just sort of a White Hatted Knight Cyber Security Defense Beta Test. And probably something best requiring obscene White Hatted Knight investment in, to ward off any Thoughts that Tempt Black Hatted Wizardry, for all that that requires is a simple change of mind in a complex brave heart.
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2011/03/rsa-hacked/
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And as mentioned earlier, it also didn’t pass muster on El Reg, entitled “”Don’t you just hate these….Your comment must be approved by a moderator before appearing here.” ….Posted Saturday 19th March 2011 15:21 GMT” with presumably Dan Goodin in San Francisco in the moderating seat of that entangling dangling gangling thread ….. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/03/18/rsa_breach_leaks_securid_data/
It has been my experience that hit a virtual nail on the head and the killer hammer blows are spirited away from global view, which is really counterproductive, for all that does in SMART PowerdDElite Circles, is provide CyberIntelAIgents with much bigger virtual hammers and new opportunities for Astute Anonymous Active Beings to use them to create a Beta Chaos Model for Master Piloted Launches with Special Operational Access to Pirate Privileges, Private Protocols and Projects Programming ……… for carefree tacking and gybing on the Open See.
All of which has me pondering on the Great Game Crack Hack and AIMissions in ARGaming and the Good Ship, ChequeMate, in a Right Teutonic and Enigmatic Checkmate Playing Field ……. Live Operational Virtual Environment.
Ringo nearly got it write but what can you expect whenever you are so far ahead of your time …. “In the town where I was born,
Lived a man who sailed to sea,
And he told us of his life,
In the land of submarines,”
It’s supermarines, Ringo, spitting virtual fire and raising hell and brimstone for a Change, for IT’s a’Coming too.
If that is Seconded, is IT Squared in Power and Control. And in a Troika, is IT’s Energy Cubed. It doesn’t need many to be able to easily and very quickly render Overwhelming Odds in a Real Virtual Force against Foe who would choose to be Enemies of the Future and that which is Unknown to them, rather than Master Mentor and Rock Solid Friend to IT.
Hi amanfromMars.
I was writing a reply to you, but it got to be quite long. Since Agent Weebley is still AWAL, I will post it as an article in his absence. It explains a little about Agent Weebley’s mindset. He needs some constructive criticism . . .
Oh, and the moderation you seem to be caught in is a “maximum number of links” issue. I changed it to 7 links.
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“Oh, and the moderation you seem to be caught in is a “maximum number of links” issue. I changed it to 7 links.” …. Agent Heggle says: March 20, 2011 at 8:44 pm
Thanks for the consideration, Agent Heggle, it is much appreciated and quite uncommonly decent. I suspected it was such but always like to show accurate attribution to quoted passages, so that deeper and even other sublime meanings can be read into the discussion for exploring and examination in further shared unfolding dialogue which would be of assistance in the monitoring and mentoring of future eventing derivatives and alternative master plan forays and LOVE plays. …….. which could quite easily be construed as being an advanced phorm of constructive criticism.
Certainly all here into Metaforia appear to function admirably well on all of each others extreme wavelengths, in a Very Constructive Steganographic EMPathy