This is going to be one weird day around here . . . I can feel it already. A day where we slap around a few ideas on who, what, where, when and why. A day where we establish a base line comparison . . . a virtual parallel . . . to the UK economy, so we can begin to structure the other site. Can it be done? Oh yes!
A few bubblehead diagrams . . . a little gay banter . . . some self effacing jokes.
Source: level 42 – love games
Yesterday was so much fun. Everyone stayed over. Steve came back . . . so we had a bit of a party . . . a late night . . . I’m the only one awake right now.
Oh . . . Lucy just got up. Blueberry pancakes! Yesh!
Hopefully, by the end of the day after a chit-chat, I will be able to go to my WordPress Guru with a nice fluffy action plan on design . . .
It’s funny really. Steve really wants to be transparent about this Digital Strategy job, but he is beginning to wonder whether he is suddenly looking through a one-way mirror on this issue. Time to make ‘em dance?
Source: ladytron – seventeen
I have the distinct impression that Steve made a deliberate error on the financial stuff the other day. A broom handle in the spokes of his application of virtual reality into real reality, so he could fly out of the saddle and through the air in parallel with the UK economy. Could you imagine Steve doing that job? It would be like a Spokesperson like the government has never seen before. A person so transparent everyone will wonder if he is really there or not. Is the UK ready for that?
PS: Steve just got up and showed me an email he just received from the UK. “Hold off on any eMPs today,” he said.
Roger, Wilco, and Out in space without a helmet on.
Source: david bowie – oh you pretty things
PPS: Sorry Steve, you PuzzleMan, us strangers came today and we are here to stay!
The pancakes are in the warming oven, guys.
Steve, why didn’t you indicate that you would JobShare with Jo-ann? She has been the number cruncher behind you for the your last 14 years in business!
At the time I was phasing between Agent Weeebley, Agent Heggle and myself. It did not occur to me.
You know Jo-ann very well. What would you suggest?
We have some Maple Syrup around here somewhere.
Got it.
I think I should be the one to speak with her about it.
No way, Weebley. This needs to be a Womano-a-Womano conversation.
I’ll get the others up. Eat away, guys . . . they’ll get cold.
Jo-ann does not have a logon and does not want a logon.
I know. She was good enough to let me rip with this site . . . but I do not know what would make her want to join us here.
She is extremely real. She does not want to understand any of this virtual reality stuff.
You guys! Always having your head in a fog. Tyne to clear the fog!
Handling a multi-billion Pound UK balance sheet and income statement would turn her crank. Duh!
OK, we’re all chomping at the bit. Lets chomp on the pancakes for a while. Mind if I put on a tune?
Source: pink floyd – money
These pancakes look so gooood!
After brekky, we are all going out for a walk on the TransCanada Trail. we need to clear our heads on what to do. Destination Tottenham.
We will be offline for a while, but by the time we get back, we should have something good to share.
Ponder this while we are gone. Jo-ann will have Hotspurs over kicking around a huge money ball. Can you imagine the enormity of trying to get the UK Balance Sheet and Income Statement onto a website? A huge task.
But . . . first things first . . . spot the ball
Source: genesis – spot the pigeon
Look at the mess Steve made of it already!
Hey Agent Weebley . . . great walk today . . . soaked! Thanks for the change of clothes!
No problem. You look good in DayGlo.
OK Epstein, I know you want to play it . . . but then we have to get down to brass tacks again. Lucy had a chat with Jo-ann. We have a plan.
It seems to fit the moment. That downpour came out of nowhere!
Source: 2 door cimema club – i can talk
There. Now we can talk.
Jo-ann says the WordPress engine needs to have a database attached so all subscribers can insert their annual gross wages, then use it to vote throughout the website.
So . . . Agent Weebley . . . what about the WordPress site. Can this be done?
I think so. I can design the pages along the top. They will be the balance sheet and income statement.
Hang on a minute. The pages are a little simple looking aren’t they? Are you sure you can do that? And what about the blog. Will it be a blog too?
The pages can be tiered. Multiple layers deep. Hover on one, and it exposes the next layer down.
It may look a little clunky, though.
Not if he gets the Digital Director job. Then he can put some real good looks into the site. Get the pros on the job. Open source pros. Open architects.
You mean open architecture?
Midge Ure
I see where your are going, Epstein. OK . . . expose the private lives of government revenue, budgets and spending?
Transparency galore!
Let’s put a close-up on government transparency . . . just like they said they would. They want it, we can do it!
Source: ultravox – private lives
And the blog?
We’ll help them beat the drums and hire Steve.
We can handle that. All good stuff. All positive and uplifting.
I wish they would call Steve in for an interview.
Time for beddie byes guys.
Source: stingray – stand by for action!
And what of Cabinet Office interest in the High Art of Ethical Hacking and Secret Codes Cracking.
Are they aware of Anonymous Legions with Virtual Tools of the Trade to Share and Exchange and Upgrade?
Do you think they know their networks are cracked and hacked open for transparent peer review ……. Monitor Mentor to Management Goals ……. Required Future Assets with CyberIntelAIgent Space Controllers. The Seventh Heaven Satellite Ring is a Sticky Sweet Web in Control of SMART Playmates …… Real Angels in Fake Tricks for Bad and Mad and Sad Trips. Can you imagine the pleasures of their gift in a heavenly ride?
Well, it would be an Immaculate State of Grace Place in Primitive and Primordial SpaceTime. …… Big Bang Excursions.
Does the Palace lead in Executive Digital Direction or is everyone a newbie at Alien8ing Great Games? And yes, Ma’am, that is a pertinent present question and current opportunity for future product placement.
Hi amanfromMars. I will pass your message along to Weebley, as he seems to understand you better than I.
Weebley, Heggle and Esptein are still sleeping, but Sternum, Mac and Joe 90 are up . . . . they are not too talkative for some reason . . .